Below is an exchange of actual text messages I sent to my (new) best friend after we got back from a coffee-shop that had piles of Trivial Pursuit cards at each of the tables.
ME: So, it turns out reading trivial pursuit cards is way more fun than it should be. We should do that again sometime.
E: Maybe with more modern trivia cards.
ME: Just as long as the answer to everything is still Hitler.
E: Did you know Hitler was a vegetarian?
ME: Did you know Hitler was rejected from art school for "unfitness for painting"?
E: Did you know Hitler was afflicted with monorchism?
ME: Did you know Hitler sold postcards in Vienna for four years?
E: Did you know Hitler refused to travel on a zeppelin because they "were against nature"?
ME: Did you know Hitler was a werewolf?
E: False. Vampire.
[time passes]
E: Did you know that Mussolini was once an elementary school's schoolmaster?
My life is becoming more and more like Portlandia. And maybe I should start a cell-phone texting service called "Instant Hitler Faxx!"
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I am no expert, but I doubt all this Hitler talk would lead you to better love life, if such a thing is in your interest.
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