Salsa Sobriquet

[Loud, pumping salsa music in the club makes it difficult to talk. I approach a GIRL and start dancing with her]

ME: Hi! My name is Sai!
GIRL: Hi! Your name is Die!?
ME: Sai!
GIRL: Die!? That's cool!
ME: No, Sai! With an "S"!
GIRL: Oh, Dice!
ME: Yes, my name is Dice! Nice to meet you!

[I will never see that GIRL again. GIRL also never sees DICE again.]