Monday, November 29, 2010

From the Archives: Middle School Mayhem

[During my senior year of high school, I was asked to give a commencement speech for the graduates of my old middle school. Below is a copy of the ACTUAL commencement speech I orated back in 2006. It is so old, I only have a hard copy.

1) The red marks are from my mother, who I asked to edit it.
2) Keep in mind, I ACTUALLY read this to dozens of teachers, hundreds of students, and even more parents.
3) It is curious that my humor has failed to mature in nearly five years.]


  1. HAHAHA.
    Your mom is a terrible editor, but a great instigator. No wonder she's so good at her job. Also, good work with the collugent pigeon holing. So accurate.

  2. I agree with the Hussie - my favorite part of this is your mother's "show your bod" comment. =)

  3. Thanks, my dear Hussy and Floozy!! I was proud of Sai then and I am still proud of him now.