1. While shaking the hand of a stranger, linger a little too long and stare at their hand.
2. Walk over to a girl to ask her out, and then lose confidence en-route and pretend to tie my shoe.
3. Put four collar stays in a shirt and ask "if you notice anything different about me."
4. Mispronounce "pronunciation" to see if anyone corrects me.
5. While getting a haircut, tell the barber that "the weather has been really nice lately."
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I like my New Year's resolution better: Eat more and drink more.
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