Notes:
1) The red marks are from my mother, who I asked to edit it.
2) Keep in mind, I ACTUALLY read this to dozens of teachers, hundreds of students, and even more parents.
3) It is curious that my humor has failed to mature in nearly five years.]
Monday, November 29, 2010
From the Archives: Middle School Mayhem
[During my senior year of high school, I was asked to give a commencement speech for the graduates of my old middle school. Below is a copy of the ACTUAL commencement speech I orated back in 2006. It is so old, I only have a hard copy.
Notes:
1) The red marks are from my mother, who I asked to edit it.
2) Keep in mind, I ACTUALLY read this to dozens of teachers, hundreds of students, and even more parents.
3) It is curious that my humor has failed to mature in nearly five years.]
Notes:
1) The red marks are from my mother, who I asked to edit it.
2) Keep in mind, I ACTUALLY read this to dozens of teachers, hundreds of students, and even more parents.
3) It is curious that my humor has failed to mature in nearly five years.]
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HAHAHA.
ReplyDeleteYour mom is a terrible editor, but a great instigator. No wonder she's so good at her job. Also, good work with the collugent pigeon holing. So accurate.
I agree with the Hussie - my favorite part of this is your mother's "show your bod" comment. =)
ReplyDeleteThanks, my dear Hussy and Floozy!! I was proud of Sai then and I am still proud of him now.
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