[Loud, pumping salsa music in the club makes it difficult to talk. I approach a GIRL and start dancing with her]
ME: Hi! My name is Sai!
GIRL: Hi! Your name is Die!?
ME: Sai!
GIRL: Die!? That's cool!
ME: No, Sai! With an "S"!
GIRL: Oh, Dice!
ME: Yes, my name is Dice! Nice to meet you!
[I will never see that GIRL again. GIRL also never sees DICE again.]
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Your jokes sound so scripted these days.
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