Pictured above: I am a very old lady. This may be the first recorded instance of the internet being inaccurate.My mind is still reeling at how this computer program thought I wrote like a female in need of geriatric care. But, hey, I might as well embrace it. If I'm going to increase my blog traffic, I'm going to need to hit that most coveted of demographics: senior women.
Here is a preview of some of the titles for my upcoming posts:
“Grand-kids: Their Music is Too Loud”
“46 Crocheting Tips That Put Knitting in Its Place “
“That Cashier Has Too Many Tattoos”
“Top 10 Cruise Lines for Complaining to the Waiter During Dinner”
"How To Be an Adorable Racist"
“What's a 'Blog'?”
Not at all surprised
ReplyDeleteI was a reader of your mother's blog. I miss her straight words which is not commonly seen in Japanese women.
ReplyDeleteI am a LMD and have an office in downtown of a fairly large city in Japan. Your English is not easy to appreciate, harder than
Harrison's. But I will try to follow, beause yuor essay is interesting enough and may help to brush up my English digestive skill.
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